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    . . . to YARN !!!

    i've converted another. i was at my local library and there is a woman that has worked there for all the years that i've
    been going there, she's always been nice and helpful to me. she looked different somehow to me that day and in speaking
    with her she told me that her husband passed away recently after a terribly long illness, she was feeling sadness and relief at the
    same time. I expressed my sympathy to her and we walked together to her office. When we got there she had a large sign
    on the front of her desk that said, I NEED YARN ! weirdorama.
    so the next week i went to the library and i brought her one of my extra copies of empty pockets together with some choc
    chip cookies. she's totally hooked and wants more, more, more and she's keeping her sign up, even if she does get
    enough YARN donations !

    so is this 'off topic' or 'on topic', i couldn't decide ;)
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    at least it's not about a duck.

    here's a joke for you, i'll be playing here all week.

    driving back from car repair class, John said to his buddy Jack,

    "i'm going to turn now, could you stick your head out the window to see if the blinker's working?"

    "sure" Jack replied as he peeked outside.

    "it is, no it isn't, yes it is, no it isn't, yes it is. . . "
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    jack was carrying a box when he met his friend john and said,
    "guess how many chickens i have in this box and i'll give you both of them"
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    A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot.

    The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
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    well you know what they say, a hard man is good to find
    that's all i'm sayin' . . .

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